Honest Joe was in town last night and out for a little Giovedi celebration just like old times. A work colleague who moved away he is always a welcome face round the table on a Thursday night. But his greatest grappa claim to fame is his boast...
"That drink has no effect on me. None whatsoever."
The fact that he makes the claim after firing down five or six is all the more interesting. However, I present some evidence which suggests he may be a little economical with the truth.
1) When he hits fresh air after six grappas he usually starts to sway.
2) After one famous session he fell asleep over a free-kick in ISS Pro for four hours.
3) He regularly ends up with his pants on his head.
Still, good to see him. Even if he cannae handle his grappa...
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